HOWDY FRIENDS AND NEIGHBORS

Welcome to GhostDogPlanetBlog, the official Online Propaganda Liaison for GhostDogPlanet Industrial Development, US and ABROAD. This is our first Communique to the World Community, and if you've made it past all the security measures we implement to keep out the riffraff and guarantee only the most patriotic patronage, thanks for visiting.

METROPOLIS

TheFutureIs01.01.2012

In anticipation of our forthcoming audioAlbum METROPOLIS, I've posted the SonicSinglets, GoodbyeMaryLou and WAROFTHEWORLDS. You may download both of these mp3 audioFiles free of charge HERE. 

GhostDogPlanet's mission is to create FreeMusicForTheMasses. The GhostDogPlanet Board Of Distinguished Fellows [BODF] has approved METROPOLIS for mass consumption, so you can be assured of its Patriotism, Potency, Freshness, and Long, Long-Lasting appeal. 

If you enjoy the GhostDogPlanet audioScope experience and wish to alert your Inner Circle to our pleasing audioProduct, I encourage you to share this music among your Social Elite. 


Imagine the joy and reverie when you pass this LINK on to your friends, family, classmates, coworkers, spiritual advisors, Team Leaders, Walmart Associates, workout partners, Facebook fanatics and everyone in your protest circle, so that they too may know the source of your joy, straight from the tap. 


It's okay if you surreptitiously insert the link into an email chain with adorable pictures of the cutest kittens doing the funniest things, or, if you prefer, in some inconsolable e-rants culled from the daily dose of outrage in your blogroll. Just pass this link on and make someone's day that much more complicated. 


Rigorously tested for Maximum Kickassibility™, we believe this is an excellent audioProduct and we urge everyone to experience it.


The complete GhostDogPlanet METROPOLIS audioAlbum, which includes GoodbyeMaryLou and WAROFTHEWORLDS, will be released on January 1, 2012.

Enjoy!

MOI
Minister of Information, GhostDogPlanet

METROPOLIS
TheFutureIsNow

WHO OR WHAT IS GHOSTDOGPLANET?

We are a shadow superhero corporation and to maintain anonymity, we choose not to reveal our true identity. However, our one and only purpose is to create FreeMusicForTheMasses. While our selection of accomplished audioProducts is sometimes filled with political allegory, we espouse no political ideologies. 


I swear that this statement was not made under duress.


I am obligated to add:
Corporations are people too. Sandra, call us. We've left a LOT of messages. :)

MOI
Minister of Information, GhostDogPlanet

METROPOLIS
TheFutureIsNow

  GhostDogPlanet's mission is to create FreeMusicForTheMasses. Always exercise caution in volume adjustment.

WHAT IS THIS STUFF IN MY EARS?

GhostDogPlanet is making music that's all mixed up. Composed and mixed entirely in GarageBand, Apple's desktop sound studio, the music of GhostDogPlanet is created by combining and reworking existing audio loops. 

Because this music is composed like a collage (our TOD [Team of Developers] prefers the term audioSalad), one might consider this to be "illegitimate" music. But our TOD has composed this audioProduct using our most exclusive in-house patent-pending process codenamed audioBliss™, the most luxurious form of audioEngineering ever, finely tuned for Maximum Kickassibility™ by the world's leading experts and computerized assistants.* 


*The achievement of audioBliss™ and/or Maximum Kickassibility™ by consumers is neither guaranteed nor implied as a result of listening to the GhostDogPlanet audioProduct. 

Our Resident MusiCritic Emeritus [RMCE] has informed our stakeholders that he would be raving about this album "all over the ****ing web", were it not for an appearance of bias in his journalistic ethos. But he wants everyone to know that METROPOLIS ROCKS. 

MOI

Minister of Information, GhostDogPlanet

METROPOLIS

TheFutureIsNow

  GhostDogPlanet's mission is to create FreeMusicForTheMasses. Always exercise caution in volume adjustment.