Friday, November 25, 2011

WHAT IS THIS STUFF IN MY EARS?

GhostDogPlanet is making music that's all mixed up. Composed and mixed entirely in GarageBand, Apple's desktop sound studio, the music of GhostDogPlanet is created by combining and reworking existing audio loops. 

Because this music is composed like a collage (our TOD [Team of Developers] prefers the term audioSalad), one might consider this to be "illegitimate" music. But our TOD has composed this audioProduct using our most exclusive in-house patent-pending process codenamed audioBliss™, the most luxurious form of audioEngineering ever, finely tuned for Maximum Kickassibility™ by the world's leading experts and computerized assistants.* 


*The achievement of audioBliss™ and/or Maximum Kickassibility™ by consumers is neither guaranteed nor implied as a result of listening to the GhostDogPlanet audioProduct. 

Our Resident MusiCritic Emeritus [RMCE] has informed our stakeholders that he would be raving about this album "all over the ****ing web", were it not for an appearance of bias in his journalistic ethos. But he wants everyone to know that METROPOLIS ROCKS

MOI
Minister of Information, GhostDogPlanet

METROPOLIS
TheFutureIsNow



  GhostDogPlanet's mission is to create FreeMusicForTheMasses. Always exercise caution in volume adjustment.




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