WELCOME TO GHOSTDOGPLANETBLOG!

If this is your first time visiting with us, we'd like to issue a hearty helping of HELLO THERE!

I will be your new MOI [Minister of Information]. Our Interim MOI has been relieved of his position and may now be on permanent vacation in a remote cell in the Caribbean! I'd LOVE to go to the Caribbean, wouldn't you?!


My new duties include hawking our wares, so I'd like, if I may, to suggest to you the Value™ and Durability™ of the GhostDogPlanet audioProduct. 

METROPOLIS

TheFutureIs01.01.2012

Our new SonicSinglets are available now for free download HERE.

GhostDogPlanet's mission is to create FreeMusicForTheMasses. Always exercise caution in volume adjustment.

Whether you're searching for 
great audioEntertainment or a SonicExerciseEnhancer, the GhostDogPlanet TOME [Team of Management Engineers] has created for you the masses a singularly stereophonic masterpiece called METROPOLIS, due to be released on 01.01.2012. (For you Europeans, that's 01.01.2012). 


Engineered by the world's leading experts for Maximum Kickassibility™, utilizing our secretive patent-pending process codenamed audioBliss™, METROPOLIS will be just what you need to bring on a new wave of post-holiday funk. 


I know you're just itching to hear something from our burgeoning catalog, so the good overlords upstairs have granted you permission to keep for your very own, our first two SonicSinglets, but only if you don't tell ANY of your friends!


Download them for free HERE, or just watch them below and let their soothing strains lull you into a false sense of complacency.

Hope you're having a Fabulous Gift-Buying Season filled with lots of Traditional Virtues, and if you're not, you'll be reported.


Thanks all. See ya soon!


MOI
Minister of Information, GhostDogPlanet

P.S. I'd like to add that we're still in love with you Sandra, and we have feelings too. Call us.

HELLO

I just got a memo from up the food chain which says I've been "instructed" to stress the following about the new rules around here:

Corporations are people too.

We have feelings you know. We hurt when you hurt. When cry when you cry and we laugh when you cry. I mean cry when you... damn, I mean LAUGH when you LAUGH. Just don't laugh AT us... unless you're fond of rabid rats in a face cage. (I tried it once. It wasn't so bad...)

And we'd like to express our LOVE for you, Sandra Bullock, who NEVER returns our MESSAGES!

MOI
Minister Of Information, GhostDogPlanet

Oops

I forgot to say:


METROPOLIS
TheFutureIsNow


It's in the style sheet...

  GhostDogPlanet's mission is to create FreeMusicForTheMasses. Always exercise caution in volume adjustment.

SORRY!

WHEW! Sorry I haven't been in touch for like forever, but there was an interoffice coup and I couldn't get to my computer. Sherry in Global Disinformation got into it with a DOT [Domestic Obedience Trainer aka SECURITY], and the shit just went down from there. 

Fortunately the dedicated barrage of rocket grenade attacks didn't hit the office computer, so all the bookmarks were saved and I was ready to jump right into my new job.


Oh, I should say that I'll be replacing our previous MOI because he--whose demise, ouster and shunning was an UGLY UGLY sight--has resigned. That's a word they use for "disappeared" around here.

I haven't yet figured out this whole new system yet because previously I was the paper clip boy. That's an actual job. I just refilled paper clip dispensers. It left me a lot of time to play Angry Birds.

Wait, gotta go now. Sherry's back...


MOI
Minister of Information, GhostDogPlanet