HELLO

I just got a memo from up the food chain which says I've been "instructed" to stress the following about the new rules around here:

Corporations are people too.

We have feelings you know. We hurt when you hurt. When cry when you cry and we laugh when you cry. I mean cry when you... damn, I mean LAUGH when you LAUGH. Just don't laugh AT us... unless you're fond of rabid rats in a face cage. (I tried it once. It wasn't so bad...)

And we'd like to express our LOVE for you, Sandra Bullock, who NEVER returns our MESSAGES!

MOI
Minister Of Information, GhostDogPlanet